a dime. I was so broke. I needed to catch a subway and a path to get
home. That's $3.75 total. It's 3am. No money in the bank, no cash on
me. I started walking and just hoped. I got to the subway station, and
was praying for a way to get on. The idea struck me. I went to the
turnstile and put my card in (just to fake it) and I turned the thingy
backwards. I told the dude that my suitcase doesn't fit and that I
needed to use the emergency door. He was like "pay a fare and turn the
thingy". I told him I did it already. He believed me.
I rode the subway free.
Next was the path. I was nervous again. What the heck was I gonna do?
I went to the machine to pretend to put money in. I was gonna start a
"fight" with the machine and claim it took my money. Then I saw that
the wheelchair entrance was broken. The employee's desk is literally
two feet away from that entrance. Using ninja skills and espionage was
the solution. I thought to myself "I hope I don't have to use a Steven
Segall on this guy". He got up for some reason, and turned around to
grab sumthin off the floor. That was my chance.
SWASSS... I slid thru.
Free path ride.
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