Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Thoughts on Google Inbox by Gmail

So I got an invitation to try out Google Inbox by Gmail. I guess that's the name of it, not really sure. I think it's kinda silly to create an entirely new brand/product that is basically a re-structuring of Gmail. Before I get into "Inbox", let me describe what my Gmail experience has been like for a few years now.

I never leave unread emails lying around. I'm not one of those ppl with 2,000 unread emails. If an email comes in, and I know I don't need it, it gets trashed. If I don't have time to read it, but know i probably should, it gets starred. If I need to read it, and that's the end of it, I just read it and move on. I do no filing, just deleting, reading, and starring. I use a special "view" in Gmail to keep all starred emails on top. If you're not a gmail person, it's the same as flagging. Basically there is always three piles of email: The unread pile at the very top, starred emails under that, and everything else at the bottom.

"Inbox" only does two things.

#1: it creates a new folder for you. When looking at your email thru Inbox, it's a container called "Done". All of your marked or unread emails stay visible. If you're done with it, you swipe it away, and it gets hidden in the "Done" folder. This kinda merges the function of a To-do list and your email. In fact, Inbox allows you to create "Reminders", which is almost like emailing yourself, then flagging the msg.

#2: it has a snoozing feature. You can make an email hide in a "Snooze" folder for a defined period of time (24 hours, a week, etc.)

The only thing about Inbox is that in order for it to make sense, I had to do some house-cleaning. Remember my big three piles of email? Well pile #3 was all the "rest" of the email. I used inbox to swipe that entire pile into the "done" folder (it makes it relatively easy by allowing u to swipe a whole month away). Another issue is that it didn't automatically see my currently starred messages and pin them. I had to find them manually and pin them. I only had to do this once, and from that point on, all pinned msgs were syncing w/ the standard "flagging" system.

The biggest drawback on Inbox: Gmail has a huge support base for plugins n stuff, which i imagine don't work within Inbox's pretty interface. I however, a fan of simplicity and forward-movement, have been willing to deal with that (at least for the past week) in favor of a cleaner email system.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Home Media Setup (for laptop people)

I created a post a while back that has gotten a lot of attention from ppl who ask me how I do my home theater/media stuff. It's super detailed, get's updated regularly, and it's awesome. BUT it's mainly for ppl who have a desktop computer or server hangin out at home. It's here.

For the rest of you who just live your life off a laptop, here are is the same process, modified.

DISCLAIMER: This setup involves pirating. If you would prefer to pay for every single movie/song you ever watch, you can basically ignore this entire blog post and just buy an AppleTV. Use the iTunes store on it for renting and purchasing movies/music/etc. For TV shows, if you don't want to pay for CableTV, the AppleTV has an app called "HuluPlus" on it that costs $8/mo. Problem solved.

BUT, if you're not a millionaire and still want access to all the media in the world, read on.

BENEFITS:
- IT'S EASY
The process for set up below appears to be "involved". But trust me, it's simpler than it looks, and most of the steps are things you only have to do ONCE. After it's set up, getting the movies/media you want is very easy. Let's just say that my wife downloads movies all the time.

- NO MORE DISCS
I never have to go to a Redbox, in fact, we haven't watched a single DVD/Blu-ray for over a year.

- THE VIDEO QUALITY IS AWESOME
Newsflash: DVDs are actually recorded in 480p resolution. Chances are, your TV does 1080p. This means that if you're still a DVD-watcher, you've been watching mediocre-quality stuff this whole time. Nooooo!

- NO MORE TV SCHEDULES
My wife and I watch little/no live TV, yet are still pretty caught up on shows we enjoy watching (Walking Dead, Parks & Recreation, etc.)

- NO MORE MOVING FILES / SYNCING
I never have to copy/move files from one device to another (let's just say i haven't sync'd my iPhone in about 2 years).

- IT'S CHEAP
The monthly costs for all of this is very very low, and I can pick and choose what I want, unlike Cable TV service which basically forces you to have every channel (I have no CableTV service).

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WHAT YOU NEED:

 - An HDTV: If it has an HDMI port, you'll be fine. HDMI ports look like this.

 - Your laptop: It doesn't have to be a great laptop.

 - An internet connection: Preferably a good one

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GET PLEX HOME THEATER

1a. Organize your media
Create a "movies" folder and a separate "TV Shows" folder on your external hard drive. You may also want to create an "Other Videos" folder. If you already possess some video files, throw them in there.

2a. Install Plex Home Theater (get it here)
This software presents your computer's stored media in a way that's "TV-friendly".  When it's originally set up, it will ask you where the folders are (from step 1a). You will see an option to add a "Home Movies" section in Plex. I use the "Other Videos" folder for that. (There are specific reasons for this, and you will soon see why).

NOTE: Plex has an option for adding a "Music" section. I would advise against this since it just doesn't work very well. It does have an option for adding an iTunes "channel". In my experience, it works beautifully.

3a. Set up your computer to never sleep (optional)
May be annoying to watch a movie and then the laptop falls asleep.

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ACQUIRE YOUR MOVIES/TV SHOWS

1b. Install a torrent client on your computer
Mac users should use Transmission. Windows users, i suggest qBittorrent.

2b. Get your movies/TV shows
My go-to source is http://www.thePirateBay.org . You simply make a search, click the "SE" column in the search results to sort by Seed, and click the little magnets when you see what you like. "Seeds" are sources of the file you want. The more "Seeds", the faster the download.

3b. Pay close attention to download destinations
When you click on the little magnets from step 2b, your torrent client will automatically open up and begin the download. Make sure that you download to the appropriate folders from step 2a.

PIRATEBAY PRO-TIPS
- Get Chrome here, and add this extension to block ads.

- Add "720p" or "1080p" to your searches, and pay close attention to the file size listed for each search result. Usually the best quality is between 1GB-3GB. Anything more than 3GB is usually very high-quality, but often not enough of a difference to be noticeable. However, the really big files, (≥4GB 1080p) often have awesome 5.1 surround sound. For movies like Star Wars, it's worth the wait. NOTE: HD TV shows are pretty much always 720p.

- Avoid search results that say "TS", "HDTS", "Telesync" or "CAM". This means that it's recorded in the movie theater with some dude's camcorder. Like those DVDs u buy in Chinatown. It's not worth it. Just wait for the date the movie is released for rental. On that day, PirateBay will have delicious 720p/1080p versions of the movies you want.

- Add the year to the movie you're searching for. Sometimes it makes life easier. Example: Searching for "Batman 1995" will get you Batman Forever. "Batman 1992" would be Batman Returns. Don't know the year? Wikipedia.

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WATCH YOUR MOVIE/TV SHOW

1c. Open Plex Home Theater

2c. ENJOY
To get new movies/TV shows, just repeat steps 2b + 3b.

Don't know what to watch? Check these lists:

Thursday, February 6, 2014

My week on an Android phone

Let's skip the story as to why I ended up with an Android phone for a week. In a nutshell, I was between iPhones. I definitely saw it as an opportunity to really give Android a try, out of pure curiosity. My last android stint was with the GS2 a while back. Some things have definitely changed.

Needless to say, I am a "power-user" with everything I do in the tech world. Also note that this is not a review of this specific phone, but a comparison of Android in general to iOS. Just keep that in mind as u read this.

The phone I was using was the Moto X, a phone with near-"vanilla" Android v4.4. It is not currently Google's flagship model, but it's a solid phone designed by Google in conjunction with Motorola. It reminds me of what the iPhone 5C is in the current iOS market. It's sold with pretty color choices, isn't exactly the most powerful hardware available, but all in all, is a decent phone. The specs definitely exceeded the needs of any of the stuff I was doing. (I played no 3D games or anything like that).

HARDWARE
Most android phones are plastic, and design is rarely ever a selling point. Even in the Nexus marketing page, there is almost no mentioning of the physical aspects of the phone. The reason is because this is where Google excels. Their software engineers are amazing. Their industrial designers (the dudes who make the actual chunk of plastic), not so much. Needless to say, this is where Apple tends to shine. Even the 5C, the first iPhone to not sport any metal on it's shell, feels solid and has an a density that feels good in the hand.

The battery on the Moto X felt like... well... an iPhone. Meaning, no complaints. iPhones have better batteries than the majority of the "serious" android competitors. This is just a fact.

SCREEN
Though this may not mean much to the average user, the over-saturated look of most Android phones really really irks me. Besides being a musician, I'm a photographer and a designer. Seeing some of my designs/photos looking like an over-colorful children's game on the Moto X made me nauseous.

Then there's the size...
I want to see an Android user grab their phone with their left hand and reach the top right corner with their thumb without awkwardly leaning their phone forward. I have yet to see this in real life. This screen is simply too large. I can't even imagine a GS4, which has an even bigger   screen.

Now let's discuss this screen size issue...
In the hi-res age we live in, all content looks equally as sharp in one screen vs. the other. But what about overall size? There are only two factors to consider.
#1 is viewing content, and #2 is rooming for TYPING.

As for #1, size is meaningless. In our living rooms, size DOES make a difference because TV's don't really move. This is the same principle that applies to why a 27" screen on a desk is "huge" but is tiny in a living room. This does NOT apply to cellphones. Why? Well because our hands MOVE easily. If you want a bigger or smaller screen, change its distance to your face. An iPhone has a 4" screen and a Nexus5 has a 4.95". The real only added benefit of the larger screen is TYPING.

This is where it gets funny...

KEYBOARD
The default keyboard, designed by Google, was absolutely terrible. I thought having a larger screen would help with the typing. I even thought the swipe-feature would help, and it didn't. I see so many jokes/memes about the iPhone Auto-correct, but the fact is that it works very well compared to other platforms. The auto-correct on Android had me re-typing almost every word. It took me ages to send messages. I'm writing this blog on my iPhone right now, and it has correctly fixed the spelling on just about every word i have typed. You see, this is part of the reason why the size doesn't matter...

Let me school you a bit on how these touchscreen keyboards work. As you're typing, the actual input zones of each letter key changes in size. For example, if you type "T-I-M-", and then aim for the "W" key, the phone may think you actually meant to hit the "E" key, since it's more likely that you're typing "TIME" rather than "TIMW". Basically, the size of your finger means nothing. The keys may appear to be small, but they are actually (invisibly) getting pretty huge as the software predicts your text. This is why even the fattest of the fat have no trouble typing in smartphones. Apple has been working on this same keyboard for 2007, back when people still preferred their nasty Blackberry keyboards. They have been perfecting this system for far longer than Swiftkey or Swype or Google.
But dude... the dictation on Android is just sick...

DICTATION
Dictation (not to be confused with voice commands/Siri) on Android was amazing. I loved using it, and due to the trash keyboard, I resorted to it whenever I could. I like that it actually shows you what you're writing as you speak it. On iOS, you basically speak and wait and see the entire paragraph get typed up. Not my cup of tea.

VOICE COMMANDS
The Moto X has that thing where you just say "OK Google now, etc." and it starts taking commands. The problem with this is that Google Now is kinda slow. First it deciphers what you just said, writes it out, then starts to think about what it's going to do. Siri is much faster than this, and does it well. Yes, the "always listening" thing is nifty, but the overall package just isn't totally there. I don't foresee this staying like this forever. I can imagine it speeding up in the future and it becoming much more useable.

USER INTERFACE
DUDE. Android is fugly. This may not seem important to you, but it should be. My phone, my chair, my bed, and my desktop keyboard are probably the things that I spend the most time on throughout the day. They need to be comfortable. They need to be stable. They need to be well-designed.

Yes, Android lets you tweak stuff. It's like buying a partially baked pizza crust. You can put whatever you want in it and make something tasty. Unfortunately, the Google Play store is like... Pathmark. The ingredients are meh, and your end result may or may not be desirable (even though you may think your home-made Kraft Mac&chz with sriracha is amazing)... imagine that iOS is like a meal that's already made, and was created by a 60 yr old 5-star chef. No, you can't really change it much, but man.. you KNOW it's going to flavorful and balanced. This is where the real problem lies, as well as Google's ultimate strength:

SOFTWARE VS. SERVICES
Google provides the best services in the world. I use their Gmail, GDrive, GWallet, Hangouts, etc. In fact, i SWEAR by this stuff. I use iCloud for basically nothing except FindMyiPhone. Google provides better SERVICES than Apple. Hangouts is far superior to FaceTime/iMessages, having an @icloud.com email looks whack, iWork-online is trash compared to GDrive-GDocs. The only problem is that ALL of these services, including Google Now (even voice commands), Google Maps, Hangouts, etc. are ALL available on the Apple App Store. And they all work amazingly well, as if they were native apps.

Facebook on Android was so buggy. Why in the world would the most popular app ever made be THIS buggy? Even Google Chrome on the iPhone runs more smoothly than Chrome on Android. Why is this? It comes down to how iOS is designed. It's sandboxed and limited in it's tweakability, but it's a tradeoff for stability and ease of use. Also, what's up with all this junk from Motorola on the MotoX? I thought it was supposed to be "mostly" vanilla? I could just the imagine the bloatware and TouchWiz mess on the GS4. Yuck. In closing, Googles services are better than Apples, but Apple's software and they way they handle third party software is far superior.

Oh and the notification thing in Android was bananas. I loved that thing. However, I really don't need 5 icons each showing me their dumb faces on the top bar, letting me know i have a notification. A number would suffice. Again, poor UI design, but was negligible nonetheless.

THIRD PARTY SUPPORT
There's statistics that show that most Android users are dumbphone users. What this means is that they're mostly doing dumb stuff like texting/calling/facebooking but not really using apps or browsing as much as iOS users. This is the reason why third party developers tend to pay more attention to the iOS versions of their stuff over Android. Even with the huge Android market share, your app is more likely to be downloaded and actively used by an iOS user over an Android user. It's also the reason why there are so many iPhone peripherals in comparison to Android peripherals. I don't think I've ever even seen a Micro USB boombox dock... (not that i would use one lol).

LAST BUT NOT LEAST: THIS WHOLE "FLAT DESIGN" THING
I remember when iOS came out, there was all this stuff about it being like Android by design. This is just false. Let's start with a quick lesson on skeuomorphism.
Skeuomorphism is basically when a software dude designs stuff in a digital medium to look non-digital. Like the way the Notes app on iPad used to look like a "real" notebook. Some people are into this look. In fact, Android has it all over the place. This icon looks like a real envelope. These headphones look kinda realistic as well. It's skeuomorphism at its best. It is NOT "flat" design.

I'm a fan of consistency. It's the reason why I hate the two-facedness of Windows8. To me, the disparity of Android's beautiful home button and settings UI compared to all the skeumorphistic icons, in combination with a disagreeing of fonts between Android and Motorola services, as a designer, made me bonkers. Design and typography are like voices or dialects in the visual world. Android felt like I was being presented stuff by 5 different ppl. It's a total mess.
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In conclusion, it's easy to see that I prefer having an iPhone over an Android phone. Maybe now you can see why. Some of what I said can probably be perceived as fanboyism... but unless you've really tried both with as much in-depth analysis as I have, u may think twice about your own prejudices. Let me know what you think!

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Home media server

NOTE: This setup involves pirating. If you would prefer to pay for every single movie/song you ever watch, you can basically ignore this entire blog post and just buy an AppleTV. Use the iTunes store on it for renting and purchasing movies/music/etc. For TV shows, if you don't want to pay for CableTV, the AppleTV has an app called "HuluPlus" on it that costs $8/mo. Problem solved.

BUT, if you're not a millionaire and still want access to all the media in the world, read on.

So...
I get a lot of questions about my awesome home media system. Here are the perks...

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BENEFITS:

- IT'S EASY
The process for set up below appears to be "involved". But trust me, it's simpler than it looks, and most of the steps are things you only have to do ONCE. After it's set up, getting the movies/media you want is very easy. Let's just say my wife downloads movies all the time.

- NO MORE DISCS
I never have to go to a Redbox, in fact, we haven't watched a single DVD/Blu-ray for over a year.


- THE VIDEO QUALITY IS AWESOME
Newsflash: DVDs are actually recorded in 480p resolution. Chances are, your TV does 1080p. This means that if you're still a DVD-watcher, you've been watching mediocre stuff this whole time. Nooooo!

- NO MORE TV SCHEDULES
My wife and I watch little/no live TV, yet are still pretty caught up on shows we enjoy watching (Walking Dead, Parks & Recreation, etc.)

- WORKS EVERYWHERE
I can watch whichever movie/show that has ever existed at any time, whenever I want, from whichever device i want, from wherever it may be. (Living room, on my commute, traveling, etc.)
(The same above statement is true about music.)

- NO MORE MOVING FILES / SYNCING
I never have to copy/move files from one device to another (let's just say i haven't sync'd my iPhone in about 2 years).

- IT'S CHEAP
The monthly costs for all of this is very very low, and I can pick and choose what I want, unlike Cable TV service which basically forces you to have every channel (I have no CableTV service).

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WHAT YOU NEED:

 - An HDTV
If it has an HDMI port, you'll be fine. HDMI ports look like this.

 - A computer
It doesn't have to be a great computer. For this system, a computer that never gets moved works best, though it'll work fine with your laptop. It can be a Mac/PC/whatever.

 - An external hard drive
The bigger, the better. If your computer has hi-speed connections liks USB 3.0, FireWire 800, or eSATA, get an xhdrive that supports it.

 - An internet connection
Preferably one that isn't AOL :-)

- A Plex-connected device
Examples: a Roku, PS3, Xbox360/One, LG/Samsung SmartTV. My favorite is the Roku 3. Unfortunately, the AppleTV does NOT support Plex.


PRO-TIPS:

- My system works very well because I rely very little on wireless connections. I have all of my devices (my ps3, my computer, etc.) physically connected with Ethernet cables. Yes, i have long cables running along the wall moldings at my house. It's much less obtrusive than you think.

- I suggested the Roku3 because it supports many other streaming services besides Plex, all in one box. Netflix, Hulu, HBO, Spotify, etc. (among other random stuff you may enjoy).

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SET UP PLEX:

1a. Get a myPlex account.
It's free. Do it here.

2a. Organize your media
Create a "movies" folder and a separate "TV Shows" folder on your external hard drive. You may also want to create an "Other Videos" folder. If you already possess some video files, throw them in there.

3a. Install Plex Media Server on your computer.
This software streams your computer's stored media to other connected devices.  When Plex Media Server is originally set up, it will ask you where the folders are (from step 2a). You will see an option to add a "Home Movies" section in Plex. I use the "Other Videos" folder for that. (There are specific reasons for this, and you will soon see why).

NOTE: Plex has an option for adding a music section. I would advise against this since it just doesn't work very well. It does have an option for adding an iTunes "channel". In my experience, it works beautifully.

Get Plex Media Server here.

4a. Set up your computer to never sleep.
Yes, your mind still thinks it's 2001 when computers consumed lots of electricity. But this simply isn't true anymore. This setting needs to be on in order to always have access to the media. It's going to be ok. I promise.

5a. Install/open Plex on your device
It's a different process for each device, but on the Roku3, you just navigate to the "Channel Store" and search for Plex. Add the channel, and you're good to go. Process is similar for PS3, and on an LG Smart TV, they call it a "smart library" or something like that.

6a. Install Plex for your mobile devices
It'll be the best $5 you ever spend. Trust me. iOS/Android/Windows users get it here.


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ACQUIRE YOUR MOVIES/TV SHOWS:

1b. Install a torrent client on your computer.
Mac users should use Transmission. Windows users, i suggest qBittorrent.

2b. Get your movies/TV shows
My go-to source is http://www.thePirateBay.org . You simply make a search, click the "SE" column in the search results to sort by Seed, and click the little magnets when you see what you like. "Seeds" are sources of the file you want. The more "Seeds", the faster the download.

3b. Pay close attention to download destinations
When you click on the little magnets from step 2b, your torrent client will automatically open up and begin the download. Make sure that you download to the appropriate folders from step 2a.

PIRATEBAY PRO-TIPS
- Get Chrome here, and add this extension to block ads.

- Add "720p" or "1080p" to your searches, and pay close attention to the file size listed for each search result. Usually the best quality is between 1GB-3GB. Anything more than 3GB is usually very high-quality, but often not enough of a difference to be noticeable. However, the really big files, (4GB 1080p) often have awesome 5.1 surround sound. For movies like Star Wars, it's worth the wait. NOTE: HD TV shows are pretty much always 720p.

- Avoid search results that say "TS", "HDTS", "Telesync" or "CAM". This means that it's recorded in the movie theater with some dude's camcorder. Like those DVDs u buy in Chinatown. It's not worth it. Just wait for the date the movie is released for rental. On that day, PirateBay will have delicious 720p/1080p versions of the movies you want.

- Add the year to the movie you're searching for. Sometimes it makes life easier. Example: Searching for "Batman 1995" will get you Batman Forever. Batman 1992 is Batman Returns. Don't know the year? Wikipedia.

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WATCH YOUR MOVIE/TV SHOW

1c. Make sure Plex Library is updated.
Click the Plex icon, and click Update Library. If you have downloaded any new movies/shows, Plex will recognize them. Click here to see how it's done.

2c. Open Plex on your TV or mobile device
On the mobile device, it'll have you log in with the info from step 1a.

3c. ENJOY
To get new movies/TV shows, just repeat steps 2b + 3b.

Don't know what to watch? Check these lists:
iTunes TV Show Charts

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

So your hard drive just died...

I have lived this nightmare three times in my life. The first time, it was a hard drive that I had accidentally plugged in to a wall socket that was tied to a light switch. People came in and out of the room, turning off the light and rebooting the hard drive without knowing it. It was 120GB. Lost.

Second time, it was an external that just fell off a desk. I cried. 1 terabyte (about 1024GB). Lost.

Third time, another external hard drive died for no apparent reason. It'd just reached the end of its life.

At this point, I had learned my lesson. All. Hard drives. Die. It has nothing to do with how careful you may be, or how safe the drive is, or how expensive or cheap your drive is. These drives are mechanical, and do eventually die. It's important to keep in mind that any and ALL data on this drive WILL eventually be lost. Think about it that way. Whether it's on the internal drive of your computer, or on the external, it WILL get lost.

UNLESS...
You keep a copy.

Making copies is tedious, and even software that does it automatically isn't 100%. It also means you have to purchase a second drive just to hold the copy. I personally don't like doing this, but if you're fine with it, you can stop reading this post.

My solution goes as follows:

The first, easiest, and most important storage solution everyone must have is some basic cloud storage.
Store your documents and anything important on Google Drive, Dropbox, Skydrive, wherever. If you're smart, you'll pay the $5/mo to increase your Google drive storage to 100GB. Move your photo library onto the Google Drive folder, as well as your documents folder on the computer. Always save stuff to this folder, always work off the folder. The day your internal hard drive dies (and trust me, it WILL), you will still have all your stuff safe and sound in Google Drive.

For most people, this will suffice.

For those of you who have large libraries of massive stuff (sound libraries, HD video footage, etc.), you will need to invest in some kind of big fat RAID box. I use a Drobo Mini. It takes four hard drives. It's great. After buying a few terabyte hard drives to fill it, you'll end up spending about $800, but these advanced gizmos have self file-copying technologies, so when one drive dies (and it WILL), you won't actually lose any data. You just need to go out and buy another drive to replace the dead one, and it'll be back up and running, with all your files intact. This is AWESOME.

Anyone with irreplaceable files that you never want to lose (photos, videos of your family, songs you've recorded, any files you're getting paid to work with, etc.) should at LEAST have a basic paid Google Drive account (or similar).

Just remember. All the hard drives in your home/office. (Internal, external, etc.)
WILL
EVENTUALLY
DIE.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Beginning Photography Lenses

A few months ago, I decided to buy a DSLR camera. I got into photography fairly quickly, and learning about photography consumed a LOT of my time. Here is some of my work.

A question I get a lot from beginners is what kind of equipment they should buy next.
There's a few things one should know about the gear they have with the first camera they buy.

1. There's a good chance your camera came with an 18-whatever mm f/3.5-5.6 zoom lens. There's a lot I can say about focal lengths, and aperture, etc., but I'm going to boil it down to this: The smaller the f-stop, usually the better the lens. Having to be at 18mm just to get an f-stop of 3.5 is not great. Low f-stops means more light coming into the camera and more bokeh (that dreamy blurry-background look).

2. Zooming doesn't just makes things seem closer or farther. Zooming in and out actually changes the apparent shape of your subject.
Try this: zoom all the way out to 18mm and take a picture of your buddy, with their face filling the frame, head to chin. Then zoom all the way in as far as your lens will allow, and take the same photo with the same framing (you will have to step back).
You will see a difference that looks like this:
Moral of the story: Wide focal lengths (anything 35mm and below) produce fat noses and weird shapes. They're great for large groups or landscapes, but it's not as flattering of an image as telephoto (zoomed-in) photos, (anything higher than 50mm). The 35mm-50mm range is considered somewhere in the middle.

In conclusion, buy one of two lenses: a 35mm or 50mm prime.
Prime lenses don't zoom, but the trade-off is a lens that takes amazingly sharp images (much sharper than the lens your camera came with) and great low-light and bokeh performance.

What does this mean?
The lens works well in dark situations.
Here's a photo i took with the lights off in my living room and no flash.
And for bokeh, here's an example 

WHAT TO BUY
For Canon users: 
- The super popular nifty-fifty, plastic-fantastic: the 50mm f/1.8 
It's a must-have for Canon users. I think it's their cheapest lens, but it takes some stunning images.

- OR for a comfy walk-around lens, the coolest little pancake, the 40mm 2.8 
It's a comfortable focal length, and at f/2.8, bokeh is definitely possible.

For Nikon:
The 35mm 1.8G or 50mm 1.8G

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Wife and i made some bread

Bread is fun to make and eat. Here are some pictures.

Bread makes you fat, so my suggestion is as follows:

Buy a 2 lb bag of all-purpose flower, and seriously don't buy any bigger.
Otherwise, you will end up making a bunch of bread and you will gain 14 lbs guaranteed.

Anyway, recipe (as stolen off my buddy Evan Santiago) is as follows:

Stuff you need:
- 1.5 tb Quick-rise yeast (i used this)
- 2 lb bag of of all-purpose flour (6.5 cups)
- 1.5 tb salt
- 3 cups water
- butter
- a lil canola oil
- bread pan. Forgot what size ours is. It's like the size of a shoe.

1. Yeast + salt + water into bowl. Let it sit 5min, or until it bubbles.
2. Throw in the flour. Grease up a fork with some canola oil and mix it all up. Mix it real good.
3. Cover your dough (leave a crack). Let your dough sit for an hour.
4. Preheat oven to 450, bake for 35min.
5. Let the bread cool for a few min and cut it with a serrated knife. Don't push on it, saw it downnn.
6. Eat your bread, but not all of it, cuz you'll get fat.
7. Bake the second batch of dough, but give it all away. Don't be a fatty.